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The Plot: One thing you can always count on with youre going to have a plot. So what if Sweet Revenge isnt exactly an original name for a film? Who cares if the jilted girlfriend gets even plot theme has been done before? Who cares if the set-up for the sex scenes is about as original as the backbeat in a Vanilla Ice song?Okay, I do. But Im weird. I actually like some plot my porn. I also like vinegar on my french fries. Cope. Our story begins with Michael Lorna (Steven St. Croix and Ciccero) having sex. Wow, what an original to start a porn sex movies. Anyhow, after making the beast with backs (and four legs, hands and a face biting the pillow), the phone rings. What is this? Could our intrepid male lead be cheating on his girlfriend? Could that be her on the phone, inquiring of her friend for the whereabouts of her boyfriend? Noooooooo That would be too obvious! The phone caller is indeed Michaels girlfriend (Melissa Hill) on the phone, wondering where her boyfriend is at such a late hour. (I know I as shocked as you are. Who would have thought?) After not getting an answer from Lorna (go figure), she calls an emergency meeting of the underwear club discuss her predicament. Having determined that her boyfriend is a cheating scumbag, they make Jenny feel by having a four way lesbian porn lick anal party. Hey, that always boosts my spirits. While basking in post-orgy afterglow, they decide upon a plan to get revenge. The Insidious Plan of Evil is divided into three phases: Take car, take job, and take girlfriend away from Michael. Phase one of Operation Ovaries consists of one member of the Sluts Sewing Circle distracting the while Jenny and accomplice steal his car. Hmm how would a beautiful woman distract a hormone-crazed slimeball long enough for his car to be disposed of? Right, she fucks him silly. Wow, anything for a friend, huh? I imagine this stage of the session went like this:\”Okay, we need to distract my boyfriend. Who wants to have wild and kinky sex with him while I punish him for sleeping around?\”
\”I will! Ill get rammed behind by your boyfriends super schlong while youre away. Dirty bastard shouldnt be cheating on his girlfriend like that!\”Phase two consists of two other members (Sahara Sands and Kaitlyn Ashley) of the Estrogen Conspiracy launching themselves into the arms of Michael and a co-worker during business hours. Naturally, all good things have a down side, and the down side to having two women to screw at the office is um uh, wait a minute, Ill remember in a bit Oh yeah! Someone is taking pictures of them, and will the pictures into the visual aids passed out at a meeting with his clients. Naturally, hell get fired after the boss sees him sex during business hours. Once again, I dont quite understand logic here. How you convince your friends to this for you?\”Okay, we now need to get pictures of him screwing someone else. Any volunteers to sit on my boyfriends inordinately large penis and have photographic evidence of your coupling copied at the local 1 hour developers?\”
\”Ill do it! I dont have a future in politics, anyway.\”
\”Thanks! Better Kaitlyn with you, he might have a friend with him in the office. If not, you can double-team him. If there is more than three people, call for reinforcements.\”Phase Three is give him one last goodbye fuck and then kick him out of the house. You know, for a revenge scheme, it seems to require the victim getting a lot. Let this be a lesson to you guys out there: If you are getting a lot of sex, someone is trying to punish you. No, that can\’t be right… \”Wow, Jenny! convinced three of your best friends to screw your boyfriend in an elaborate revenge scheme! Why did you do it?\”
\”He was having too much sex with other women.\”The Cast: We have some of the Vivid old school in this one. Our featured actress is Melissa Hill with the rest of the cast rounded out (some are very rounded) with Madelyn Knight, Kaitlyn Ashley, Sahara and Mia Ciccero. Frankly, Vivid has done such an awful job the box cover, promotional material and credits, that I had no idea who was who in this film. After diligent research on the WWW, have found out a couple things. 1) The redhead Melissa Hill, and 2) The brunette Madelyn Knight. Everyone else severely blonde. The guys are Steven St. Croix, and Bobby Vitale. I personally like Mr. Vitale all that much, he reminds me of greasy club owner from Boogie Nights. Steven St. Croix pulls out a good performance of the oversexed slimeball boyfriend. The various ladies pull in a performance for porn, which means it is roughly equivalent to the acting you would see in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (which did not have nearly as bad acting as it did a name). What the women dont display in natural acting (or natural breasts, for that matter), make up for in looks. Vivid has always had some good lookers in its lineup, and these ladies are no exception. Melissa Hill is a real beauty with long red hair that flows in all the right ways, and Madelyn Knight is… wow, words are starting to me, here. Um… To say she is pretty is like saying tornados a bit windy. There a couple other good lookers here, but Vivid has assumed that I recognize these ladies by sight. Again. Dammit. The Sex: We start our feature by jumping directly into Mia Ciccero (I think) Steven St. Croix having sex a bed. This is actually a very gentle scene, with lots of tenderness, caresses, and gentle for the first half or so. This a good example of foreplay in porn, as nobody rushing, everyone takes their time, and it looks like theyre having fun. As an side note, this is the one and only scene that is completely devoid of background music. Frankly, wish it had some. Once push comes to shove, it slides into a typical porno scene as we progress. By the time Mia is on her getting it from behind, it could be any other sex scene. There are a couple good moves, but even this is not enough to save the scene. It is a pretty inconsistent scene, as some parts show what looks like genuine tenderness between the actors, while in parts of the scene Stevie just latches on and pumps away like hes found oil. Dont even think about comparing the cumshot, Ill tell you right now, Stevie apparently has a dry-fire. Not a thing flies, or even drips. And they started so well Quick note: I have come the conclusion that Stevies strength of splooge is in direct correlation my attraction the actress. I didnt think much of Mias overinflated chest, and apparently neither Mr. St. Croix. Vivid occasionally knows a good thing when sees it. In this case, it sees four beautiful women who can do push-ups with their tongues. What would you do with a talent pool like this? Right, youd have them of their clothes, throw on some boogie music and roll film. Kaitlyn Ashley, Melissa Hill, Madelyn Knight Sahara Sands all get down dirty on the living room floor. So this is what you ladies do when you go over to your friends house to talk about stuff! This is a really hot scene, and I can tell you right now that Madelyn Knight and Melissa Hill horizontal and superimposed is one of the finer images available to pornkind. Everyones having fun, everyone looks good, and the tongues are creating all of magic. Throw in a plastic dildo with a fringe on and you get more than you bargained for. I the fringe is braille for \”you\’re gonna lose it in there if you go past this point,\” but Im not sure. Excellent scene, ladies. Having embarked on their course of action to royally screw up life, they put their plan into action by stealing his car. Apparently, Stevie extremely fond of his car. Frankly, Volkswagen sedans dont impress me, but to his own. Madelyn impresses me. Im a sucker for but this woman is gorgeous! She moves with a quiet sensuality as well. Yep, she definitely falls into the small but select group of beautiful women that will be invited by my minions to join on my secluded tropical island, where I can keep a harem undisturbed. (I would mention the others on the list, but some of them read my reviews and I want it to be a Needless to say, her crowning achievement in this movie is her scene with Steven St. Croix. Alas, it could have been handled better. There are some very annoying to this scene. While she and Stevie are in the middle of something that is good (namely, it Madelyns tight and smooth body) the director cuts to Melissa stealing the car, and the various people who come by and debate whether or not to take it for a joy ride. The humor is actually there and it well from a humor perspective, but it at the expense of the sexual momentum. On the plus side, every time we cut back to Madelyn and Steven, we see him penetrating her in new position. There are some very good images in scene, and if it had been handled a bit differently, it would have been a scorcher. Once again, the ancient muse of is whirling in its grave every time this disc runs through my DVD player. In order to punish Mr. Bad Man for fucking around behind his girlfriends back, theyre going to try and get him to fuck around behind his girlfriends back. This makes about as much sense as trying to help a addict by getting them hooked on crack cocaine. Okay, the plot setup is but the actual scene isnt too bad. Sahara Sands and Kaitlyn Ashley take on Steven St. Croix and coworker Bobby Vitale. Contrary to my expectations, there no swapping partners for this scene at all. There is the usual exchange of sex and then we get down to intercourse. Kaitlyn gives a very good blowjob, and Sahara is nothing to sneeze at, either. Bobby and Sahara take the couch while Steven and Kaitlyn go at on the desk. There are some memorable images here, namely Kaitlyn bent over the desk looking back at Steven pounding away. Sahara looks very good on her back on the sofa and thrashing around at the end of tool. Overall, was a reasonably good scene. It was certainly better than the first one this disc. Last, but not least, Steven St. Croix and Melissa finally hook up as boyfriend and girlfriend. After losing the job, losing the car, and generally being in a state of mind, he gets to have sex with his girlfriend. Well, sex would improve my mood, especially sex with Melissa. She gives a great looking blowjob and brings an enthusiasm this work that is a pleasant surprise from some of Vivids other performers (*cough*Lexus*cough*). She almost bounces with enthusiasm in some places. These two work well together, and the scene is definitely a good one. Yet there wasnt much to make it stand out in any real way from the hundreds of other scenes that Ive watched from various studios. It was a scene, with a truly impressive cumshot, yet there wasnt much to push it over the boundary into really good, very good, or better than average. Melissa Hill is better than average (Understatement. Definitely understatement), but the scene as a whole was not. On the plus side, my theory about Stevens liquid load levels is strong supporting evidence by his performance for the pop shot. He manages to hit her upper lip when shooting from her navel. Now that is accuracy. All in all, its pretty typical Vivid movie. The sex is good, but great. The Audio / Image: Technically, the isnt too bad. The dialog is never hidden by the music or other noises, and you dont to turn it up & down to keep from blasting your eardrums. And yes, you can hear the background music with absolute precision, which is saying there is nothing to distract you from that man pulling your fingernails out with a pair of pliers. I think whoever picked the music out was on a business trip Japan and got stuck an elevator for six hours. After having to to oriental Muzak, he decided to share his pain with us and brought the music back with him. On the way, he stopped by a dingy record store South Africa and picked up a CD called The New Kids on the Block Sing African Folk Songs.Who selects this stuff?Ugh! If anyone ever wants a disc to demonstrate grain, this is the one to do it. It is terrible! looks like those old Kodak Disc cameras, if they could shoot video. Artifacts especially in complex patterns in the backgrounds. There was a brief period during the lesbian orgy where the colors just went very warm for a few minutes, and you could see numerous flecks and occasional threads that had somehow gotten duplicated onto the DVD.The Extras: again, this is a Vivid production, which means you are going to find more extras than you know what to do with. Actually, sometimes I Vivid doesnt know what to do with them, either. This disc is similar to much of Vivids works. You will find bios of the Vivid girls (none of whom are in the movie you are watching), previews, an annoying VR interface, lots of little sex snippets, full motion chapter selection that is a pain to and the room with pictures hanging on the wall that Vivid calls the Interactive Sex Game. The previews kind of interesting, but thats about it. The Good: Madelyn Knight and Melissa Hill: Always a and this time together! The acting wasnt bad, either. The Bad: Weak plot, image tired extras and some of the most obnoxious background music Ive heard yet. Overall: Rent it, but buy it. Its a good choice if you want to watch something new and youve exhausted your existing porn collection. .